Unimaginable

The man in the computer repair workshop was not at all happy.

In fact, he was in a dreadfully low mood. Despite there being two other technicians in the computer lab, it always fell to him to clean up faulty motherboards. He was thoroughly sick of it. As a result, today, he had been using cans of non-flammable freezer spray to repair faulty boards. This was done to rapidly cool components to detect intermittent thermal faults, dry joints and overheating problems. Dirty boards were always giving trouble. Even a fingerprint, left by an ignorant pc owner, can cause a short circuit. After all, it’s the most vulnerable part of a computer that controls everything!

He was thinking about this, along with an article he’d recently read in a science magazine about how the universe came about. The Big Bang theory stated that it all began at a time when every bit of the universe’s energy, even the tiniest speck of it, was compacted into a single miniscule point. Then, at the point when it exploded with unbelievable force, it sent matter out to create a vast number of galaxies and the entire universe, as we know it.

He had a plan slowly coming together. Although it was quite an unimaginable and utterly ridiculous notion to entertain, because of his extremely unhappy state of mind, the thought of it was consoling.

All this was on his mind when the lab manager came by to ask how it was going.

Looking up at his boss, he said, “I have a plan.”

Taken aback by this, the other asked, “What sort of plan?”

The technician held up the can of freezer spray. “I would need an extremely large version of this. Plus, I’d need to travel back to the beginning. You know, the very beginning… the beginning of everything. Before the Big Bang.”

Confused and frowning, the other said, “OK. What then?”

“It’s obvious, isn’t it?”

“No, not really.”

“I’d give it a damn good spray before the rotten thing went off!”

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