Fried

He stood for a long moment with his eyes closed and took a deep breath.

Was he falling off a horse or caught in an avalanche? Was he running for his life? Was he trapped under ice or being mauled by a lion? Was he being held in a cage or struck by lightning? Was he being shot at or trapped in a house fire? Was he being hit by a truck or buried alive? Was he being swallowed in quicksand or drowning out at sea? Was he falling off a cliff or being attacked by rabid dogs? Was he being bitten by a venomous snake or chased by cannibals?

No, not at all.

None of these things were happening…

He was grateful for that.

He decided not to dwell on these things.

Instead, he made himself a fried egg sandwich and listened to Handel’s Zadok the Priest.

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