Shops

She sat at the kitchen table finishing her shopping list.

It was unusual, in that most of the items were for other people. Despite this, she would need to visit a number of shops. There were only five items on the list, and they all needed to be ready for later. More specifically, during the early hours. The first three should be purchased some distance away from the area. The others needed to be ready, waiting for her, in the cupboard and the fridge. These she would buy from her local convenience store, on her return. For her, a can of red spray paint. For him, a small container of brake fluid. For them both, a large kitchen knife with a sharp point. Naturally, she knew where her boyfriend lived. She had recently carried out an internet search to discover the address of the girl he was two-timing her with.

For her, the paint, to be used to write something large and unpleasant on her front door. She didn’t know what, but was sure to think of something when the time came. For him, the fluid, this, she’d been told was particularly good at destroying a car’s paintwork, because of its extremely corrosive nature. She would target the car’s hood. For both of them, the knife, to puncture a back tyre on each of their vehicles.

For herself – a small bottle of her favourite Babycham and a packet of salt and vinegar crisps.

These, by way of a being a brief, yet thoroughly enjoyable celebration…

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