The age reversal device would take the world by storm, once the wrinkles were ironed out.
It was, in fact, this business of ironing out wrinkles, something the elderly gentleman’s late wife would so often wish for, that got him started on the quest in the first place. As a result, the somewhat eccentric inventor had spent a great number of years working on the development of this very thing in his basement. The aim was to get the entire working model into a small handheld control. However, the first stage of the project, which involved the building of the working apparatus inside a large metal cabinet, had proved very successful. The dish that emitted the actual frequency, what he liked to call the rejuvenation ray, was at that time mounted on the top. Back then, much encouragement had been received with his very early results, when several fully grown chickens had been turned back into chicks!
The years of arduous work and late hours that followed, saw him working to reduce the whole thing down to something not unlike a small tv remote controller. When this was finally accomplished, all that remained was the development of the software that would determine both the degree and range of the age reversal process.
In practical terms, the device only had two controls; a dial for setting the degree of age reversal and an on-off switch. The dial was designed to be set in units of years, from one to fifty. It had been the writing of the computer program that would enable the central processing unit to execute those instructions necessary to control the degree of reversal, that had taken a great deal of time. This was finally completed and at last the point had arrived for him to test his invention.
Knowing that the Japanese Koi fish had an expected lifespan of around 40 years, or even longer, he set about acquiring one that was in its old age. The pet store manager, where he bought it, said it was the oldest one he had, and didn’t expect it would last another year. This he brought back to the basement in a glass fish bowl and placed it on a shelf against the wall. He set the handpiece to twenty-five years, carefully took aim at the moving target and pressed the on switch.
The two events that followed could not have been easily predicted.
The first was that the beam failed to reach the creature, but bounced off the curved surface of the glass instead. The second was that after it went ricocheting around the walls of the basement it hit the controller, causing it to shake violently. This made the old man drop it and stand back, while the device almost instantly changed into a large metal cabinet that had a dish mounted on its top.
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