Offspring

As offsprings go, he was pretty damn weird.
He never wanted to go out, even when it was sunny. He didn’t like ice cream or chocolate. He liked dressing up, mostly as a zombie with lipstick. He told the kids at school the church had ghosts. He said he was going to be a superstar. He hid under the bed a lot. His father got angry when he took bank notes from his wallet and flushed them down the toilet. His mother got angry when he poked his underwear down storm drains. He got into big trouble when he bit and kicked his teachers.

The camp fire he built in his bedroom set the house on fire.
Everyone got out, but nobody sees him anymore now.

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