Greeting

The man heard the siren as he made his way across the field.

He was on his way to talk to his neighbour who owned the farm property next to his own. He’d heard that the owner planned to build an artificial lake on his farm. He was curious and wanted to know how big it would be, how deep, where on the property it would be located and mainly, why was he going to the trouble and expense of creating a manmade lake in the first place. As neighbours they had always got on.

As he approached, he smiled and put his hands over his ears, as if to stop the sound.

The farmer gave a warm greeting. “I know, but I had to switch that on,” he said. “We’ve got a mob of wild donkeys in the area. You know how much damage they can do.”

The visitor nodded and said, “Ass alarm. Ooh! A lake, umm…”

The farmer looked surprised. “You speak Urdu?”

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