Tree

They lay together beneath the great oak tree.

A solitary couple, laying on a thick bed of brown leaves, holding hands. It is an isolated place, so far away from the beaten track that few ever come here. Only those that know of the existence of this wonderful example of Mother Nature come to this place. The distant drone of traffic can only just be heard. The residential area seems to be so close, yet so far from this idyllic spot.

They lay perfectly still.

They are not young lovers. The man and the woman are both in their fifties. They come here each year to lay and to look up into and through the magnificent spreading branches of this ancient oak. There is a blue, cloudless sky, beyond the branches and the leaves.

It is a private thing. This is where he was found.

“This may be what he saw,” she says.

“Yes,” he murmurs.

“This may be his last view of things in this world,” she says.

He nods and they fall silent again, paying homage to the missing member of their once happy family, their ardent tree-climber.

Eventually, their hands release and they stand.

They carefully brush one another off, then slowly make their way home.

Alone.

Pungus

It was an expensive wheelbarrow, and all padded out to make it more comfortable.

They had found a new shop to visit. The security man standing at the entrance of the supermarket, looking very much like a soldier, gave them an odd look as they approached, then took out a handkerchief and held it to his nose. The girl was used to this sort of behaviour and just rolled right on past him, into the store.

Halfway down the first aisle she stopped to look at the magnificent selection of sandwich spreads in tiny jars. She was peering at one of the labels, asking it if it fancied a little tuna and lobster spread on its meat, when a fellow shopper tripped over the appendage.

The girl bent down and lifted its tail and tucked it back in next to it.

“So sorry!” she said.

The other woman sniffed indignantly and walked on.

“Do try to keep it in with you,” she said and wheeled them forward again

She had no real intention of buying anything, she just liked looking at all of the things on the shelves.

It began running its claws down the sides of the barrow, making a horrible screeching noise.

“Don’t do that Pungus,” I’ve asked you before, it only brings attention to us.

It wriggled and grunted a couple of times, as a sign of not being happy.

She stopped to look back down the aisle. In an effort to cheer it up, she said, “Do you think you would like anchovy sandwich spread instead? It‘s on special this week. I could probably afford to actually buy a small jar.”

Pungus growled and shook its head.

Just as she was about to suggest another flavour, someone said, “Magnificent horns!”

The girl turned, “Pardon?”

An old man stood staring into the wheelbarrow, looking the creature over. “I said your, umm, your companion, has magnificent horns.”

“Oh! Thank you. Did you hear that Pungus?”

It nodded enthusiastically and gave a big smile, bearing all of its long yellow fangs.

‘And those eyes, do they always glow orange like that?

“Yes, most of the time. If it gets angry they go red.”

Just then, the enormous thing in the wheelbarrow threw its head back and let out a deafening belch, which materialised as a huge cloud of blue mist that slowly rose up to the ceiling. At this point the store’s alarm went off, and this was followed shortly by all of the overhead sprinklers starting up and spraying down, soaking everything.

“Oh! No!” she yelled, as she ran out into the street, along with all the other shoppers.

She almost ran with the barrow to get away before too many questions could be asked. Eventually she stopped and caught her breath. Her love of perusing shop shelves was so often cut short like this. It was some sort of reaction she supposed.

After a short rest, she went looking for another shop.

Clover

The two uniformed men sat in their military vehicle looking out at the bad weather.

Things seemed to be going from bad to worse. Firstly, the storm, accompanied by sleet and snow being whipped along by severe winds, and secondly, their military manoeuvres being disrupted by a nasty traffic accident. Well, more than disrupted, brought to an untimely standstill. The night being extremely cold, the unfortunate gentleman that had been mowed down by the speeding vehicle had been moved into a nearby building. The two men sat shivering in a large truck that had seemed to become immobilised owing to the freezing conditions.

One of them said, “We need to call this in.”

He switched the two-way radio on. There was a lot of crackling. He starts calling.

“Come in, Drover, over.”

“Are you receiving Drover? Over.”

“Repeat, are you receiving Drover? Over.”

“Repeating again, this is Clover, are you receiving me Drover? Over.”

“Roger, this is Drover. Can hardly hear you Clover, over.”

“Same here Drover, you’re only just coming over, over.”

“This is Drover. The signal is weak. We’ve had and upgraded antenna changeover, over.”

“This is Clover, Drover. Our operational manoeuvre’s schedule is running over, over.”

“Copy that. It should have been a pushover, over.”

“Yes, but a pedestrian was knocked down on the crossover, over.”

“Say again, Clover, over.”

“A civilian has been run over, Drover, over.”

“Copy that, Clover, over.”

“We are waiting for the medics, so we can hand over, over.”

“Copy that, Clover. Has the storm blown over? Over.”

“No, Drover. We have been here so long we think the engine has iced over, over.”

“Copy that, Clover.”

“We are not sure whether we can get the engine to turnover, Drover. Over”

“Copy that, Clover.”

“We may be forced to stopover. Over.”

“This is Drover, the signal is breaking up again, come in Clover. Over.”

“Did you say hangover, Clover, over.”

“Say again Drover, over.”

“Clover, did you say someone had a hangover, Drover, over.”

“No, Drover. Said we might have to stopover, over.”

“Copy that, Clover, over.”

“Hello Drover, Ambulance has arrived. We’ll let the medics take over, over.”

“Copy that, Clover. Over and out.”

“Over and out.”

The radio operator switched off. He sat back and sighed.

“I think I’ll put in a request to have our call sign changed to Daisy.”

The other grinned.

“Good idea. It’d make communications a lot easier, moreover.”

The radio operator glared at him.

“Don’t you start!”

Carrots

There is nothing like a carrot.

Carrots are really great.

Growing in the garden

Or sitting on a plate.

Eat them with a pile of peas

Or eat them in a cake.

If you want to see at night,

Eat them, for goodness sake!

But there are special orange friends,

Not sprouting from the ground.

Children love to cuddle them,

Even grownups play around.

These are the special ones.

They’re found in special places.

They’re the ones that come from a shop;

The ones with smiley faces.

We don’t get them from the garden

Or bring them home in bags.

They’re the sort we do not eat,

For they all have designer tags.

You have to keep your eye on them.

They have been known to wriggle.

And if you listen late at night,

You may even hear them giggle.

Carrots can be a comfort

To a girly friend of mine.

And they will bring back memories

From that time before,

When she was only nine.

Butterfly

It was a place to seek sanctuary and find answers.

The woman sitting in the pew at the back of the church was looking lovingly at her daughter beside her. The young child was dressed all in white, she wore a pair of butterfly wings strapped to her shoulders.

The woman remembered the question. “Mummy, can little girls fly?”

“Of course they can,” she had whispered.

The woman turned the pages of the scrapbook on her lap, her fingers slowly caressing each of the pictures in turn. “All you have to do is believe,” she had said. She remembered the joy she felt when her daughter ran through the house, crying, “Look at me Mummy, I’m learning to fly!”

The priest had noted the woman sitting alone, but had held back for a while. The woman was shaken out of her thoughts by the movement of him settling quietly beside her. He hesitated before speaking. “I thought you might want to talk,” he said. The woman nodded; she slowly closed her book and hugged it to her breast. Above her, she could see her daughter hovering in the vaulted ceiling. She turned to the priest and tried to smile. “We lived on the third floor,” she said. “All of the windows there looked out over the trees below. In the summer, butterflies would sometimes land on the ledge outside and my little girl loved to watch them. She said their wings reminded her of angels.”

She wiped her eyes with a handkerchief. “Every day my little darling would ask if little girls could fly, and every day I’d tell her that they could, if they practiced a lot.”

She took a deep breath. “I came out of the kitchen that morning to find her standing on the ledge outside. She wore the butterfly wings I’d made for her, and when she saw me she started to laugh. ‘Look at me, Mummy,’ she cried. ‘Look at me, I’m ready now, I’m flying.’”

She opened the book and offered up a large coloured photograph of the girl in her butterfly outfit.

Above her, the butterfly girl was looking down smiling, gently flapping her wings, just floating.

The distraught woman turned and looked at the priest. “Why would I do that?” she asked, with tears streaming down her cheeks. “Why would I tell my daughter something that wasn’t true?”

The priest shook his head and fell silent.

Schedules

He had been postponing the phone call for weeks.

It was such a longstanding family tradition that they spent the day and evening at his mother’s house each year on her birthday. It had become even more import after his father had passed away. He and his wife had done this every year since he had married and moved away across country. He was sure she felt they didn’t visit often enough as it was. He knew it meant a lot to her, but this year would have to be different. He wasn’t sure how to tell her. They had won the four-day stay at the beach hotel through a raffle and it couldn’t be changed.

For weeks he had known that he would have to tell her; for weeks he had been putting it off.

He punched in the numbers. Moments later he said, “Hi mum. How are you?”

She sounded really happy to hear his voice. “Oh! Hello sweetheart. I’m well enough. It’s nice to hear from you. How are you both?”

‘We’re fine thanks.” He paused. “I’m ringing about your birthday.”

She said, “Oh!”

“Yes, I thought I should talk to you about the arrangements this year.”

“Go on, dear.”

“Fact is, we wondered how you’d feel about moving it.”

“Yes?”

“Look, this isn’t easy for me to ask this. I know how much these visits mean to you; especially now that dad’s gone, I mean.”

His mother said nothing.

He blurted it out. “We were wondering if we could move it to the following week, if that’s alright with you?”

There was a short silence before she replied. “You know, I’m not sure whether I’ll be here.”

“Oh! Please mum, there’s no need to talk that way.”

“No, you don’t understand, son. I… I… Oh! Well, I meant to tell you months ago. I’ll probably be in Acapulco.”

“Did you say Acapulco?”

“Yes dear, with Reginald.”

“Reginald?”

“Yes dear. We’ll be away then, but I’ll let you know when we get back from our cruise.”

He was silent.

“You could visit some time and I’ll introduce you, if you can find the time.

He was still silent.

She said, “Bye dear.”

Diagnosis

He sat sipping his beer, lost in thought.

The small bar was tucked away in a quiet part of the town. He sat at his usual corner table. It was a great place to sit and wind down after his studies, only a short walk from the university. He was a psychology student and had been studying hard, working towards his finals. Usually, this was a place where he could sit quietly and just think about it all.

However, on this particular night he was jolted out of his reverie when a small boy, no older than seven or eight, came into the bar and ordered a beer. Moreover, he made his request in a deep, mature voice that should have belonged to a man in his fifties! It was certainly a strange case, and considering what he was studying, one that intrigued him. Without drawing attention to himself, the student listened intently to what was being said. It was certainly a man’s voice, low and gruff. There would have to be some very interesting psychological issues at play here and the student began analysing what it meant.

The barman was saying, “Any luck, solving your… your problem?”

“Not yet, but I’m working on it,” the boy replied.

The barman said, “Good.”

The boy lowered is voice. “I think I’m in touch with a bloke who can help. Fingers crossed.”

The barman said, “Look mate, I understand your situation, you know I do, but I’m getting nervous about the local police giving me a visit. I think word is getting around.” He leaned forward. “You have to see it from my point of view. For all intents and purposes I’m serving a minor.”

The other nodded. “Yes. OK. I should probably stay away until I get this fixed.”

The barman, looking around, slid the glass across, saying, “Thanks mate, appreciate it.”

The student could hardly contain his excitement. This would be such an interesting study case for his final thesis. In fact, if he could only get the boy’s agreement to undergo some psychoanalytical sessions, it would be perfect. It was obvious that the boy was traumatised by his bizarre condition and would need to be approached carefully.

After a few minutes, seeing that the barman had moved away, he got up and made his way to where the boy sat with his hands clasped around his glass. He drew up a bar stool next to the boy and whispered, “Excuse me. I couldn’t help overhearing your conversation.”

The boy turned with a fearful expression.

“I’d really like to help if I could,” the student urged.

The boy’s eyebrows shot up.

“Oh! Really? Do you know anything about Voodoo?”

Pets

He was thinking back to a previous time, but wasn’t able to fully focus on any of it.

His ex-girlfriend had always been a little weird, but he really thought they were meant for each other. He knew from the start she was part of some mystic cult. Not that they spoke about it much. Although she would sometimes go on about the use of cosmic energies to manipulate matter across space and time. She would sometimes hint at the real possibility of the molecular restructuring of matter. None of this ever made much sense, as far as he was concerned, but he used to love the way she’d get so excited, just talking about it.

She had a girlfriend who owned a pet shop in town. They were the best of buddies and had known each other a long time. They would visit the shop occasionally, and when they did she would spend ages walking around the pens and cages, talking to the animals. She was certainly a lover of nature and seemed to bond with whatever animal she talked to.

He should have realised that all good things tend to come to an end. It happened on their return from one of their visits to the pet shop. He thought it had gone well. Again, he had stood wondering at the almost supernatural affinity his girlfriend seemed to engender with so many of the creatures that resided there. It was then that he made what he considered to be an entirely innocent comment about this unique talent. Her reaction to this remark was unexpected. A violent argument followed and he was eventually told to sit back on the settee and undergo some deep breath exercises.

Looking back, he had no idea what had actually happened next. He only knew that he was quite comfortable and really couldn’t ask for more.

She was visiting him now, talking softly; making him feel calm and happy.

Although he did get the feeling that he was not the only one she came to visit.

But hey! Look on the bright side, he thought. The carrots you get here are really good!

Writer’s Magic

The lonely scribbler is a king,

For he can conjure anything.

Despite the endless definitions,

Rhymesters are the true magicians.

Conjured words here and there,

Waiting, floating in the air.

Magic flowing from a pen,

May shake a writer now and then.

A journey along a mystic way,

With corporal notions held at bay.

Glimpses of an immortal world,

The magic curtain of rhyme unfurled.

Time to wonder, time to think,

Capturing poetry with ink.

Common words, their worth concealed;

See the power that they yield.

Lines may be loose or terse,

When breathing magic into verse.

Matter taken from a world external,

But based on life from time eternal.

Mundane truths and worldly dealings,

All wrapped up in a poet’s feelings.

Notions take the breath away.

Brushed aside, they tend to stay.

Passing judgement’s not the goal,

While looking at another’s soul.

Like burning embers turning cold,

As the span of day grows slowly old.

The nightly scribbler wears a crown,

Until his magic pen lays down.

Performance

She was struggling to get her into the costume.

Her mother was saying, “Please, pet, you need to stand still while I get the back fastened.” She struggled some more, saying with a tone of encouragement, “I’m sure you’ll give a wonderful performance.”

The girl was pouting and still wriggling.

“I wanted to be…,” she mumbled.

“What, dear?”

“I really wanted to be a rabbit!”

“I know dear, you already told me that, but all of the other animals have already been given to all of the children in your class. I know for a fact that your teacher really needed someone to be a lobster.”

She waved her cardboard claws, saying, “I’m not surprised.”

“Well, no dear, perhaps not, but that’s just the way it is. Now; please stand still.” She fiddled a bit more and stood up. “There! All done. Take a look.” She pushed her daughter over to the mirror.

She stood, staring at her reflection. “But, I’m all pink!”

Her mother sighed, “Yes, dear, lobsters are pink.”

The girl said, “I don’t like pink; it’s sissy.”

Her mother suppressed a smile. “I’m sure lobsters are quite happy being pink.”

“Yes, but, I don’t want to be a lobster,” the girl replied, still whining. “Why couldn’t I be a rabbit? Rabbits are nice and fluffy. Why do I have to be a lobster?

Exasperated, the woman looked at the time. “Right. We have to get on now, our next-door neighbour will be here soon with her son. What is he going as, do you know?”

With a shrug of her shoulders, the girl said,” Don’t know,” followed by, “Don’t care.”

Just then, the doorbell rang.

The mother pointed to the door. “I think it would be nice if you answered that.”

She said a reluctant, “OK,” and swaggered off, with her costume flapping and rustling.

Moments later, the mother heard a scream. She rushed to the front door and found her daughter crouched against the wall, sobbing.

The mother opened the door fully and looked out.

He was a rabbit…