Mixing

He stands silently looking down at the colours.

He remembers it all, word for word.

Him: Are you still in town?

Her: No. Meeting over. Have to go to shops.

Him: Will you be home before six?

Her: It’ll be busy around this time. Why?

Him: I’ll hang around until six, before I go out.

Her: Sorry, forgot! Your squash night. Will you…

How short that was, their final time together. There was no game of squash that night, or any night since. There was no food coming into the house, save for that which he bought himself. He hated shopping! Was that a selfish thing to think? It was the truth. Food took second place to drink now. Strong drink. The sort of drink that allowed you to forget. He wouldn’t have got through the last few weeks without it. It was necessary. People didn’t understand. Why should they? They hadn’t been through what he had. He comes here every day.

He stands silently looking down at the colours.

They try hard to add beauty to such an ugly place. He had often thought that they don’t belong together. For him, graves and flowers don’t mix, just like texting and driving.

Cake

She was baking it because it was his favourite.

It was for that reason she always got a kick out of preparing it. All up it only took her around an hour. Then, half an hour in the oven, let it settle and cool for a bit and voila! She knew how much he enjoyed the mix of chocolate and orange flavours. The two oranges were nice and fresh. She gathered the rest of the ingredients; cocoa powder, caster sugar, softened butter, eggs, self-raising flour, icing, baking powder, plain chocolate in pieces, double cream, and just a little dollop of apricot conserve. She set to.

Finally, it went into the oven and she spent time choosing the colour of the candles she would place on top.

He would have been eight.

Hat-trick

It was getting dark as he got off the bus.

At the same time, he remembered that he hadn’t shopped in town. He decided that he would just walk an extra block before getting home. There was a quiet little corner shop nearby, he’d call in there. When he thought about it, he’d never needed to go there before. As he approached, the notion that it was rarely busy with customers, was reinforced by the fact that it was obviously empty. When he entered, he immediately noticed the silence. There was nobody behind the counter. After confirming that there was no bell to ring, he stood looking around. To his surprise he found a face, staring at him through a rack between two packets of cereal. It was when it broke into a smile that he saw the gun, pointed at him from the shelf below.

With a start, he mumbled, “Oh! I just popped in for a…”

“Yes, of course,” came a voice, “let’s see what we can do for you.” he went on, as he came out from behind the rack and made his way around the counter, all the time keeping the gun trained on his customer. From behind the counter he said, “Now then, how can I help you?”

Trying hard not to look at the gun, he said, “I only came in for a packet of cigarette papers. Do you stock them?”

“Yes. Just a moment.” He flicks the safety off and quickly takes a box from under the counter, with the gun still pointing at his customer.

He pushes the box forward. “I only have this brand,” he explained, using the barrel of the gun to briefly point at the box.

“Yes. They’ll do fine thanks.” He took one out. When he went for his wallet in an inside jacket pocket, he saw the gun being raised. “My wallet… I’m just taking out my wallet.”

The owner nods, but holds the gun steady.

After paying, with a sense of relief, he made his way cautiously towards the door, not being too comfortable about turning his back. As he reached the door, he turned and said, “Thanks. Goodnight.”

The shop owner smiled as he reset the safety catch. Then, with an almost apologetic look, he said, “I’ve been held up twice.” He tapped his gun. “I’ll be ready next time.” With a broad grin he added, “Don’t want to make it a hat-trick!”

As he made his way home, he thought, now I know why it’s always so quiet in there.

Obsession

It was just another day in the workplace.

Like so many others, the cubicle farm occupied one corner of one floor in the city’s high-rise building. In cubicle 4, a junior technical writer had just completed a piece of work. Across the section, in cubicle 9, a woman was secretly eating a Twix, against company rules, of course. The piece of work he’d finished was an improved, yet still complex, step by step description of a process for loading specific items onto the company’s website. The aim of it was to update the job of performing a series of actions, in a particular sequence, making the whole process quicker and the instruction easier to follow. His friend, an older man from finance, two floors below, was passing by the section and stopped to say hello.

Finance: Said, “What’s new?”

Twix: Stopped eating, momentarily.

Junior: Pointed to his screen, “This.”

Finance: Peered at the screen of text and said, “OK.”

Junior: Smiled and said, “It’s an improved loading process that I had to produce a description for.”

Finance: “Improved?”

Junior: “Yes. Better and quicker.”

Finance: “Really?”

Junior: “Yep. I proved it by doing it myself, while timing it. He looked around and dropped his voice. “I hate timing things.”

Twix: Stopped typing to listen,

Finance: “You do?”

Junior: “Yes. Especially myself.” He sat back, looking out of the window at the city, he whispered, “The metropolis.”

Finance: “What about it?”

Junior: “Oh! I don’t know… I sometimes think we are too obsessed with timing things.”

Finance: “Oh really, why’s that?”

Junior: Lets out a long sigh. “Well, it kind of goes against the whole point of being alive!”

Twix: Goes quiet again.

Finance: Eyebrows go up. “Really! Does it?”

Junior: “Oh yes, no doubt.”

Finance: “Are you sure about that?”

Junior: Looks out of the window again. “Yes, I am. I’m not sure anybody else understands that.”

Finance: “What is this, then, some kind of transcendentalism?”

Junior: “You know, to be honest I have no idea. All I know is timing things just seems to take the edge off it somehow. Like I said, I think too many of us are obsessed with time. I mean, at the end of the day you’ve either got time to do something or you haven’t. You really have to ask yourself, what’s more important, how long did it take or how right it is.”

Finance: “Wow!”

Twix: Smiles.

Junior: “I often wish I had the time to stop and think about it.” He looked up and grinned.

Finance: Shook his head. He looked around and said, “You guys have all the fun.” On his way out, he said, “See ya.”

Junior: Looking back at his screen, said, “See ya.”

Twix: Opened the drawer quietly and took out another Twix.

Foolhardy

Despite his youth, he set great store in the notion of individuality.

He was laying on his back, arms and legs spread wide, soaking up the afternoon sun. He was told not to lay here too long. The fact of the matter is that he had never been good at following the rules… about anything!

Both his parents were worried about him. His mother would get so frustrated with his carrying on. His father insisted that there was nothing to worry about, saying he’d grow out of it. His endless frustration with his younger sister moaning about her leg wasn’t going to stop any time soon. Despite them trying to keep it from him, he knew that his sister would never walk properly again, after the crushing incident. There was nothing he could do about that either.

He dreamt of having companionship outside of his immediate family. It had always been that way with him. Sticking together seemed to be the unspoken mantra. But his dreaming of setting off on his own was never far from his thoughts. As he lay, allowing the heat to warm his whole body through, he ruminated on the feeling that his parents were less patient with him of late.

Of course, their attitude about him was that his erratic nature and foolhardy behaviour were entirely inappropriate for that of a stag beetle.

Noise

The day started well with him looking forward to the school excursion.

The party of thirty or more young school children entered the museum. The teacher led the way into the main hall where all kinds of exhibits were on display. He was upset from the moment he saw the glass cabinets filled with displays of fossils. Then, when the noise of excited children grew, and with all those hands on the glass cases, he became really distressed. He couldn’t understand how the kids in his class could be so thoughtless. Most of his class mates were nice enough most of the time, he thought. He hardly heard the explanation given by the teacher about how these buried plants and animals had gone through a process of water evaporation with only minerals remaining.

When the teacher saw how distraught the boy had become, with his continually complaining about the noise, he arranged for him to sit the time out in the school bus.

Owing to the generally quiet nature of the boy and the fact that he rarely said anything anyway, it was quite some time, and completely by accident, that he was found to have a big misunderstanding with the meaning of the word ‘petrified’.

All Hail

All hail to those who find the love they need,

To those who dwell on good things,

To those who are humble in their greatness,

To those who can still wonder like a child,

To those who see where love springs.

All hail to those who lift others from the gutter.

To those who have no need for eternal youth,

To those who know that they don’t know,

To those who persist with little thanks,

To those who have learned to recognise truth.

All hail to those who stand up to be counted.

To those who care for another’s pain,

To those who seek no praise,

To those who are the builders of bridges,

To those who get up and start again.

All hail to those who are at one with their daydreams,

To those who show hope as a sign,

To those who tell their story with passion,

To those who in chaos go quietly,

And all hail to those who march to a drum not mine.

 

Yellows

He was trying to figure out how the horrifying situation had come about.

There were several versions of how the whole thing had actually started and even less seemed to be known about how it would end. As far as anyone can tell, the first victim had the habit of coming out of her beach house and going for a brief paddle early each morning. This was something she always did before breakfast. Dressed only in jeans, cut off at the knees and her signature bright yellow top, she carried nothing and had bare feet. It was a short stroll through the palm trees and down to the beach. She took time out to do this special holiday every year at around the same time. After all, she felt that a television celebrity could do this, and she made sure she did. The island was secluded and her private shack, even more so. It was her time; her clothes, her food and drink, her choice of everything. Unfortunately, this changed radically on her third morning.

She was on her way to the beach when she heard something whistle passed her head, followed by a thud. The bullet struck the tree beside her. After several beats of shock, she looked around. The place was deserted. Naturally, with her nerves jangling, she returned to the house and reported the incident to the police. As requested, she drove into town and gave a statement. This seemed to be the start of it all.

She skipped her walk the following morning, but took off at sunrise the next day. On this occasion she heard something coming from a nearby sand dune before the muffled shot. This time she was slightly nicked on her lower arm. Painful, but not life threatening. The story goes that a second report was made and a statement given. Despite police advice to the contrary, she had several days left and continued with her well-earned break. Two days later she was discovered with a bullet entry in the centre of her forehead. The story goes on to say that as intriguing as the crime was, it would have stayed that way if it weren’t for the local small town journalist, now long dead himself, who wrote a piece for the paper that suggested that it was the neon yellow top that the woman wore that the killer had objected to. He went on to say that the first and second shots were intended to be warnings, and when these failed he finished her off.

It must have been the strange logic behind his theory that had people talking about it. Before long other major newspapers took up the story and were running lengthy articles about the case. It must have been at this point that the whole thing went worldwide. That’s when the killings started.

At first, newspaper reports were indicating that people who were wearing yellow, mainly those on holiday, were being shot. This started with just a trickle of reports, but it grew in numbers as the days went by. Gradually, the nature of these copycat killings moved away from holiday locations to include towns and cities, wherever people were wearing the colour. Worldwide sales of yellow clothing plummeted to a point where very few could be seen appearing in public wearing anything at all that was yellow. Around the world police authorities were overwhelmed with their caseloads. Only a small proportion of perpetrators were being brought to justice, while at the same time firearms sellers, dealers and manufacturers were kept busy.

It seems that around this time, those unhappy souls in the community that had been contemplating suicide saw the opportunity to be assisted in their quest without having to figure out a way of doing it themselves. Their simple aim was to provoke. This ugly phenomena had authorities even more conflicted regarding the nature of the crimes. In some cases the incidents were a matter of someone absentmindedly walking out with something yellow, even a tie, but the far greater number were cases of what was being called ‘unintended third-party-assisted suicides’.

In either case, whether the victim was just plain careless or playing the role of provocateur, in all those high-incident spots around the world, sound systems were being installed that could be used to sound a siren whenever there was a report of someone wearing yellow. These speaker systems blasted out a warning, and by international agreement, the tone of the siren was the same around the world. It became known, unsurprisingly, as the ‘yellow alert’.

However, a growing number of citizens around the world felt that the authorities weren’t doing enough. They all wanted their nation’s governments to come up with a way to put an end to the carnage. Through the internet’s messaging services, a common mantra was being developed where their aim was to end the madness and allow people to go safely in the streets again. To this end, a number of protest marches where held. Unfortunately, these events only increased the number of shootings with protesters being picked off, in some cases for displaying as little as a patterned cap with a hint of yellow on it.

Despite this loss of members, a greater resolve was being quietly generated to hold the largest international protest to be held in the capital cities of every country in the world, simultaneously. Planning for this event took several days, during which time, owing to the growing number of people being huddled over their phones and computers in order to keep up with the latest news about it, the number of killings dropped off. When the day came, huge crowds marched, triggering off yellow alerts around the planet.

In some strange way, the synchronised cacophony of these alert sirens set up global resonance that caused the whole planet to vibrate!

He had no way of knowing just how long it took for the accumulated sound of the sirens to morph its way to the sound of his alarm clock before his eyes snapped open.

Regardless, he was instantly aware that a jug of custard being left in the fridge too long, together with watching a lot of crime shows, can easily cause this sort of thing.

Schedule

The ladies that were members of their local sewing club were in a tizz.

They were about to welcome a visitor to their little group in the small village of Lower Bogton. This was no ordinary visitor. This woman toured all over the world giving talks about the fashion industry. They had been given talks by dressmakers, outfitters and seamstresses in the past, but this lady was something else. Here was a woman who had designed and made top selling, fashionable clothes for women, internationally. To say she was a celebrity would be an understatement. Strictly speaking, the maximum class number was twenty-five, but the president had managed to sneak a dozen more chairs in at the back. Those who missed out would have to be content with waiting outside to witness the superstar arrive and leave.

The lady in question happened to be taking a short break in her current world tour to visit a cousin in a nearby city. When she received the unexpected and somewhat delightful invitation from the club, she made arrangements to arrive at a nearby town by train. Although more used to talking to large audiences in countries around the world, she thought the visit might be fun.

This was the case, before getting off the train in a nearby town, only to be given the message by a man on a bicycle that owing to the club’s budget restraints they were no longer able to provide the limousine out to the village, as promised. Stunned by this turn of events, the luminary had not sufficiently recovered enough to enquire about buses before the man took off on his bike. She was fuming!

Returning to the station, she was told that she could continue her journey by catching two busses. Owing to the fact that this involved a great deal of time waiting around, she finally arrived at the club’s premises, a small room above the village butcher’s shop, just a few minutes before she was due to give her talk.

At the appointed time, she entered the room and stood behind the table for a few moments, gazing at her audience. She said, “Well, ladies, here’s the thing…” At this, she took a thimble from her purse, put it on the table… and left.

Her ongoing schedule would contain no plans for a return visit.

Punctuality

He staggered into town carrying the rock.

When they saw the state he was in, locals took him to the local hospital. When he was admitted, he was still clutching the thing. He was in a bad way and died a short time later. Because it was an unexplained death, the police were called and the rock was taken in as evidence. The identity of the man was never determined, but the rock turned out to be a meteorite that had split into two on entry. This was what they thought at first, however, closer inspection revealed the fact that it was a meteorite that had a flat, highly polished surface. Nothing like this had ever been seen before. Using a magnifying glass, a series of strange hieroglyphics could be seen. Nobody understood what the symbols meant, so it was sent to the main forensic laboratory in the city.

From the time the stranger first appeared with the rock, to the time a team of expert cryptologists had been assembled from around the world to work on the artefact, over a week had passed. After an all-night session the inscription was deciphered. It turned out to be a message, an invitation. Within a couple of hours of this discovery the world press had the story. However, details of the message were not made public, in an attempt avoid the meeting being gate crashed by hordes of people. A selected group of eminent scientists, leading politicians and high-ranking military personnel was chosen to travel to the undisclosed site. The selection process was a difficult one, there being a number of disagreements about who should attend. As a result of this, there was little chance of organising the agreed upon group, and transporting them to the specified location on time.

The coordinates given in the inscription were for a neglected playing field, beside a derelict schoolhouse, just a few miles out of the town where it all began. When the three helicopters were finally scrambled and all of the chosen representatives were on board, they all took off, only to land at the site several minutes after the indicated time. When they arrived, they found a large, circular ring of burnt grass and another rock. This smaller piece was found with an inscription consisting of just two words, ‘You’re late’.

Apparently, embedded in the culture of the alien visitors, punctuality was extremely important.