Considering

It would probably turn out to be a chance meeting.

Both he and she were both part of a group of thirty-odd guests. They had all been invited to a private viewing of the artist’s latest paintings. These were about to go on show the following day. It was a fairly grand affair. He was taking a drink from a waiter’s tray, when he saw her. Immediately, he could see that she was an extremely attractive woman and definitely classy. In that moment he began to consider what would be the best way to go about asking her to join him for dinner that evening.

owever, when you consider his bad manners, his lack of common decency, the fact that he is both sarcastic and arrogant, his having a self-centred attitude, his jealous nature and dishonesty, his impulsive behaviour, his being depressingly apathetic about everything, his being a natural born coward, his inability to empathize, his being argumentative, weak-willed, totally irresponsible, generally foolish, together with his being both impatient and lazy…

All this, together with his bad breath and constant flatulence…

Well… he probably shouldn’t bother.

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